I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to porn this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all crot men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokeh words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s crot far more bokep likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel porn happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokeh declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage memek their partners over crot the porn finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

crot The only other memek reason to screech like a demented hyena bokep is memek if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her crot sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I crot can understand bokep the bokep need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may bokep just be the quietest.

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